CHARMLESS MAN by BLUR from THE GREAT ESCAPE A Ab Bass F# I met him in a crowded room A Ab Bass F# Where people go to drink away their gloom Bm7 C#m7 D (E) A D A He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man A Ab Bass F# A Ab Bass F# Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his beaujolais Bm7 C#m7 D (E) I think he's like to of been Ronnie Kray A D A But then nature didn't make him that way A He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares C#m7 Bm7 C#m7 Bm7 Will protect him that we will respect him A He moves in circles of friends C#m7 Bm7 Who just pretend that they like him C#m7 Bm7 E He does the same to them, And when you put it all together D7 A There's the model of a charmless man A Ab Bass F# He knows the swingers and their calvarly Says he can get in anywhere for free I began to go a little cross eyed And from this charmless man I just had to hide He talks at speeds he gets nosebleeds He doesn't see his days Are tumbling down upon him And yet he tries so hard to please He's just so keen for you to listen But no one is listening And when you put it all together There's the model of a charmless man